Meet the Men

Maybe I should "advertise for a tutor to give me a refresher course and 
pray my teacher gives me lots of homework round at her place"
Mr Whatever You Say Miss

"The law of nature decrees that I have to grow old.
There is no law that I know of that says that I have to grow up"
Mr Big Kid

"Catch me if you can"
Mr Too Good to Miss

"Looking for a woman"
Mr She's Out There Somewhere

"Am I droning on a bit?
Mr Opinionated

It's "even better to stay home on the sofa watching TV, 
maybe with a glass of wine or two"
Mr Reserved

"Now that all the tall dark and handsome ones have gone"
Mr Man Catalogue

"Dante said 'to be is to do'
Sartre said 'to do is to be'
Sinatra said ' do be do be doo'"
Mr Educated and Laid Back

"I have performed open heart surgery using a fork"
Mr Exaggeration

"I'm just as happy on a city break in Munich as wandering at midnight 
in a Finnish forest beyond the Arctic Circle"
Mr Adaptable

"There is nothing better than a walk in the moonlight"
Mr Howler

"BTW: I don't dance"
Mr Good Guy

"I am not the first to the sunbed and
 I don't complain about how much it costs."
Mr Comfortable in His Own Skin

"Trying to enjoy every day and smile along the way" 
Mr Having a Bad Day

Maybe I could do women next. Then I could move on to men looking for men, and women looking for women. It could be an interesting comparison.